Just how
Successful is your professional introduction agency ?
NOT 100%
For years we could never understand how introduction agencies claimed success rates of 90%, when we knew our service was far superior to any other UK dating agency- Then 'Eureka' we've just caught on, it's a play on words "successfully matched 90% of their clients" actually means that during the course of a one year membership they were able to find at least ONE INTRODUCTION - hence "successfully matched 90% of their members" - not bad hey for £6000? Using other agencies definitions of success WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE, not within 12 months but within 12 days. That statement however we find totally dishonest. Our definition of success is to find you, your lifetime partner. Indeed if we failed to "find you a successful match" within two weeks of joining, we would apologise, refund, eat worms and die of shame!
One client in her early thirties joined an "exclusive agency" for around £10,000 and when she complained that after 9 months she had only met one man she was told "to be patient". Another expensive introduction agency when pushed (by one of our paid spy's) defined success "as a three week relationship". Unfortunately some agencies will take you on, charging large fees, even if they haven't a single match hoping that someone will join - eventually.
Every full dating member is guaranteed at least 10 introductions in 12 months or has the right to a refund. This minimum guarantee covers even our worst case scenario, a lady aged 44, 6ft tall, with a two month old baby and smokes two cigarettes a day, even she is guaranteed 10 quality introductions in 12 months or a refund.
For Ladies
Our success rate is very dependent on certain key factors. The main ones for ladies being:
age, appearance, figure, personality, flirtation skills, your educational
achievement and how much you earn/own ( the less men can match your lifestyle – and
you don’t need us, to find a “mummy’s boy” to support - you
probably find them easily by yourself, or mean, selfish, weak or deceitful men – we will explain
at your interview why you attract such men.)
Gentlemen
How lucky are you? you are you spoilt rotten! In the U.K. there are two unattached professional ladies age 35 to 50 for each unattached professional male. Men get rather spoilt- it's not fair but it's life. Generally the service is a dream for strong intelligent caring men . It doesn't work however, for mean, weak or selfish men, even if they're tall and rich!
The factors affecting the speed at which gentlemen pair up usually include your height, occupation, a pleasant personality and how caring and sensitive to female needs you are, these factors are far more important than being "a looker" or rich. We can coach you on how to be understand what women want from a relationship, and you.
FOR MEN AND WOMEN
Well over 85% of our members will not meet a smoker so this seriously slows
down the service for smokers.
At your interview we give all clients a realistic projection of, how many dates and in what time period, you will need to find a long term partner – IN WRITING. We provide a written guarantee of the minimum number of introductions you will receive within a twelve month period and back it up with a written money refund guarantee should we ever fail to meet our promise We are the only professional introduction agency to do this. We will not make empty verbal promises at your interview then let you down. We deal with realists.
You are welcome to call and talk to us, we can ask some relevant questions of you and give you a realistic estimate of how well (or otherwise) our service is likely to work for you or we may recommend other agencies that will be better suited to your needs.
all our prices are explained see FAQ's section
read clients comments about our interviews
Updated 29th June 2010